COORDINATED!
Michael Kapral was recently tossed out of the New York City Marathon because he insisted upon Joggling with 3 balls. What? Joggling?...
CLOSTRIDIUM BOTULINUM YA'LL!
You can tell it is Autumn in Houston because the temperature dips below 76 degrees in the morning. This is a wonderful time of the year...
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
My favorite age was 8. I was old enough to do stuff by myself, but not yet having to deal with puberty. The main chores around the house...
COMPLAINERS!
Recently, I was reminded of an old story that still makes me laugh. A young monk entered the mountain monastery on a life commitment. On...
THE RUSTY $180 NAIL
The car was only 7 months old when the rusty nail got stuck in the side of the tire. The orange warning light grinned at me from the...
PLOTTING WHILE THE POPE PONTIFICATED
Since before I was born, I attended church often. Services often lasted 3 hours or more with such exciting features as Jericho Marches,...
WHAT IF DOGS COULD TALK?
An elderly couple, who were walking their small dog, said hello as they passed my yard. A few houses down, two dogs attacked their dog...
HAS YOUR BIRTHDATE CHANGED?
It was a frantic morning at the clinic when I arrived for my doctor’s appointment. Few of us wanted to be there. The patients were sick...
DO THE MATH
“Pop, can you help me with my math homework?” My second grade grandson had come to me with the study sheet his teacher had sent home....
YELLOW PAD
One young lady said: “I don’t even know how many problems I have, because math is one of my problems!” All of us humans have problems....