ALAMO LETTERS
Growing up in San Antonio, I visited the Alamo many times each year. In fact, Joske’s Department store (my Mom’s favorite), was just a...
See Something - Say Something!
As a native Texan, I was raised in San Antonio, attended high school in Dallas, and college in Waxahachie. Though I have lived in the...
GOD UNDERSTANDS NOTHING!
One night, when I was eight years old, I was laying on my back in our front yard looking into the NOTHINGNESS of space and counting...
UNDERCOVER!
In a box of my Dad's old books, I found the August 1971 issue of Readers Digest. There was a funny story in the “Humor in Uniform”...
PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY
The cookie jar was empty when mom asked little David, “Did you eat the last four cookies?” Of course, he denied eating them and expressed...
ERASING THE PAST
You have probably noticed that there is a strong desire among people today to re-write history. It was common in ancient times for the...
BLACK TAHOE & BULLFROGS
The big black Tahoe had been signaling to get into my freeway lane for a mile. Though I waved him over, he didn't make the move. Finally,...
HONEYMOON BLUNDERS!
For 45 years, I have been married to the woman of my dreams. Sue has been the best wife and friend I could have ever prayed for. She has...
EPIC FAILS
2015 was filled with many funny and often awkward gaffs. Since I have been the conductor of many fiascos, it is easy to relate to these...
RADIOACTIVE TOYS? REALLY?
The other day I read an article by Lisa Rapaport which stated: “By age two most kids can navigate touch screens.” She also quoted...